I'm sick, for the love of god. Somebody get me a replacement trachea. I'm serious, it burns.
In other news, I've avoided Twitter for long enough:
www.twitter.com/officialkat
Some thieving con artist took 'katdennings' as their Twitter name. Why. WHY? They are not Kat Dennings. Basically, if you want to know what I'm doing while I'm doing it, check my Twitter under the links. You will know when I'm reading a book, when I'm eating frozen grapes, when I find money under a rock, when I ruin someone's life, etc. I promise you it will not be interesting.
Also, I can't thank you all enough for the supportive comments regarding the book idea. Yes, I'm already writing it, you little detectives. Hopefully it will be finished soon and held oh so tightly to your collective bosoms.
Good call on the frozen grapes. You should work them into the book.
Posted by: Rich | March 12, 2009 at 09:34 PM
I guess you can email Twitter support so they can suspend the account of the impostor who uses your name. Maybe they can even give the username to you. :)
Posted by: Willie | March 12, 2009 at 09:36 PM
sorry for taking yer name on twitter... but oh the conversations i have
Posted by: MikeD | March 12, 2009 at 09:38 PM
yay i am SUPER EXCITED about this book Kat hahah i also love frozen grapes
have u tried frozen pinapple ITS BOMB!!
ill be twitter follower of you :)
Posted by: TinaEarls87 | March 12, 2009 at 10:19 PM
oh also Kat, i am sorry your sick try drinking soothing hot tea and honey maybe youl feel better
love always,
-Tina
Posted by: TinaEarls87 | March 12, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Confucius say cure for burning trachea hot green tea and quiet meditation.
Confucius also say man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Posted by: Seth | March 12, 2009 at 10:50 PM
well. 1st comment ever on ur blog.
ive been reading for a while though...
im excited for ur book, ur randomness is quite intriguing n hilarious. .
and ehh the flu virus killed my trachea as well, its recovering. LEMon & honey is key..
good luck lady...
-peaceeee
Posted by: Daniella | March 12, 2009 at 10:59 PM
Me and Twitter have had a falling out in the past (it involves a one night stand and a certain social networking site never calling me back), but for you Kat, I will suck up my pride and go crawling back to Twitter so that I may know the exact minute of your consumption of frozen fruits and, maybe one day in the future, if the gods allow it, veggies.
-Alex, a.k.a Alheezy
Posted by: Alex aka Alheezy | March 12, 2009 at 11:02 PM
I don't read much, but i must say i am intrigued by what thoughts and notions may be recorded in that book.
Posted by: Gabe | March 12, 2009 at 11:03 PM
yay! my RECORD! im the tenth comment! now let me read wat u wrote.
okay i read it and ill check the website!
Posted by: hilarynkatsfan13 | March 12, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Hope you get to feeling better soon. Just got over a nasty cold and bronchitis myself, but as everybody else has mentioned, good tea and plenty of rest go a long way. Hang in there hon. As far as Twitter goes... I've been trying to avoid that site for so long... the last thing I need is another internet based addiction, but I suppose it's inevitable.
Posted by: Andrew | March 12, 2009 at 11:39 PM
Oh gosh, it's Friday the 13th...second month in a row!!! FREAK OUT!
Posted by: Todd Smith-Salter | March 13, 2009 at 12:02 AM
Can't wait to read the book!
Posted by: Jessy | March 13, 2009 at 04:04 AM
Oh yeah, I want this book :P
Twitter is the dark side, welcome to it :P
Posted by: Lynx | March 13, 2009 at 04:45 AM
I'm very glad that you're writing a book. It will be VERY FUN AND INTERESTING TO READ!!
Can't wait until it comes out!! I'm going to buy it!!
The twitter thing seems weird and odd.. MEANS I LOVE IT, well might be fun to read.. you never know.
And I hope you feel better soon. It really sucks being sick.
Chocolate and Kat rules!
Best wishes Alley
Posted by: Alley Ahlquist | March 13, 2009 at 05:47 AM
You have to do a book signing tour! And come to Ottawa up here in Canada!
Posted by: Shaun | March 13, 2009 at 06:59 AM
I like Twitter.
Serves my needs as a voyeur quite well.
I've tried writing books before. I don't want to know how many pages I've burnt in my desperation. Let's hope you'll do better than me.
Posted by: Will | March 13, 2009 at 07:40 AM
I don't have a bosom but if I have to I'll get one so I can hold it there.
Posted by: winkle | March 13, 2009 at 08:44 AM
Kat,
you're amazing!
Hope you feel better soon!
(p.s., I wore a plaid flannel shirt today...they're marvelous)
Posted by: Candoo | March 13, 2009 at 09:08 AM
Someone was impersonating the Ewan MacGregor on Twitter and thousands followed him, even though he was so patently fake.
You should go kamikaze on the imposter by firing full stops and bullet points at them.
Posted by: jemima | March 13, 2009 at 09:23 AM
I too have avoided twitter thus far... but if you are there, I am there. :P
Posted by: Mari | March 13, 2009 at 09:34 AM
Damn twitter! These social networking sites are like digital pringles. Try all you want you'll never end up with just one. And for future twitter related reference i'm notcliveowen. Hazzah! And away.
Posted by: Adam | March 13, 2009 at 09:49 AM
Oh my goodness! A BOOK!! I'm so excited I used the caps. :)
Can't wait.
-Bon
Posted by: Bontastic | March 13, 2009 at 10:34 AM
I'm so excited that I cannot put it into words! You have just reunited books and I. I hope you come to PA on a possible book tour.
Posted by: Sabrina | March 13, 2009 at 12:37 PM
Hope you get better soon! I'm so happy you decided to write a book, i can't wait!
-Olivia
Posted by: Olivia | March 13, 2009 at 01:39 PM