INCIDENTS:
Haruki Murakami: A Wild Sheep Chase: A Novel
It takes a master to make me identify with a male protagonist. Quickly becoming one of my favorite books.
Steve Martin: Pure Drivel
"....she gave me her number but since it was all sevens, I couldn't remember it."
Katherine Mansfield: Stories
'The Garden Party' has been my favorite short since I was like 12, but I just re-read this thing and it's still amazing. READ IT.
Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth
A favorite book from when I was younger, still one of my favorites.
Vladimir Nabokov: Lolita
Not for the faint of heart, but fanfreakingtastic.
Andrea Seigel: Like The Red Panda
One of the best books I have ever read. GET IT.
Douglas Adams: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
My all-time favorite books in one not-compact form.
YES. Seriously, you are hilar. I would buy at LEAST four and a half copies.
Posted by: Mel | March 09, 2009 at 02:17 PM
I would spend money on it AND read it. And then re-read it.
Posted by: Emily | March 09, 2009 at 02:19 PM
Sure I'd read it! Be sure to tell us what Bob Saget is REALLY like. *wink wink*
Posted by: Rob | March 09, 2009 at 02:21 PM
Sure I would. Beats analysing bad german poetry or reading the House Bunny script (No Offense, just my opinion).
But seriously: You won't hear a lot of No's to that question here. If people like you enough to read your blog, they'd probably read your book too.
Posted by: Will | March 09, 2009 at 02:28 PM
I'd buy it and read it. =)
Posted by: Katie | March 09, 2009 at 02:36 PM
I already follow your blog so i'm sure that i would enjoy reading what you have to say in a book form.
Posted by: whazzup969 | March 09, 2009 at 02:36 PM
I'd read it!
I'm a substitute teacher and one of the students I taught today reminded me a lot of you. She even had a similar voice.
Posted by: DC | March 09, 2009 at 02:39 PM
Definitely :D
Posted by: Rachel | March 09, 2009 at 02:40 PM
Can I put in my advance order with Amazon now? I love the way you write... and I also love beets, but I share your fear of their natural dye powers, so I always put them in a separate bowl when I eat them with anything else - I don't do purple food.
Posted by: Burrow_Dweller | March 09, 2009 at 02:50 PM
Hell to the yeah!
Posted by: Joseph | March 09, 2009 at 02:51 PM
Write a book!
The crush I have on you because of your Nick and Norah's puppet show would demand that I buy it as soon as it comes out.
Posted by: Rich | March 09, 2009 at 02:52 PM
Depends on what exactly the contents of said book are I suppose.
Posted by: Matt G | March 09, 2009 at 02:53 PM
Can the book be, like, 20 pages long and have awesome drawings and scribbles in it and still be a best-seller? 'cus then I'll buy it.
Posted by: Flare | March 09, 2009 at 02:59 PM
Kat YESSS i will read it, not only would i read it I would damand that eveyrone i know read it,i have already gotten most my friends and fam sucked into your blog and youtube so YES WRITE A BOOK KAT DENNINGS DO IT!!!! I am gettin all excited thinkin bout it!
Posted by: TinaEarls87 | March 09, 2009 at 03:05 PM
absolutely yes I would buy/read/re-read over a book by you!
Posted by: Bernie | March 09, 2009 at 03:08 PM
I would buy it and read it and then buy some more and give them as gifts :)
Posted by: kaity | March 09, 2009 at 03:28 PM
I would totally read it! I'm a huge reader and most of the books I've been reading recently are so boring! Please renew my love in books and write one!!!
Posted by: Sabrina | March 09, 2009 at 03:28 PM
Yes I Would buy it and read it.
Posted by: tae | March 09, 2009 at 03:28 PM
Kat--
I remember sending you an email quite some time ago about this very thing. Yes. I would totally read it.
Your blog is the highlight of my life (--not in a pathetic sort of way).
My sister would read it too. Then I'd just shove copies under the doors of strangers, why? Because everyone wants to read it.
Posted by: Corrine Engelgau | March 09, 2009 at 03:34 PM
It's a great idea!! I encourage you to do so, but I can't assure you I'll buy it because I live in Spain and buying it overseas... you know, the shipping expenses and so on... it's ok, I'll pay if it's worth it.
Posted by: MrBlonde | March 09, 2009 at 03:44 PM
I'd read it, and most of my friends probably would too.
Posted by: Andrew | March 09, 2009 at 04:05 PM
I would like to read a book by you about gloves you have seen on the sidewalk...BECAUSE I always pass by gloves on the sidewalk too and also wonder who they belong to and am saddened that they will forever be lost to their owner and twin glove brother/sister.
Posted by: Shaun Allen Crawford | March 09, 2009 at 04:09 PM
I would read it ten times!!!
Posted by: Olivia | March 09, 2009 at 04:19 PM
Yes, I sure will spend money and actually read it. Contrary to what you think, you are an interesting person and your thoughts compiled on a book would be more interesting!
Posted by: Natassja | March 09, 2009 at 04:22 PM
Absolutely yes, i would read and but it!
Posted by: J. | March 09, 2009 at 04:24 PM