1. you rifle through the cabinets saying "dammit, where are my novelty cups" and you are deadly serious
2. you cry at the end of "Only You", not because Faith and Peter finally end up together, but because you wish you had a ribcage as narrow as Marisa Tomei's
3. you've eaten so much dried seaweed your mom says you'll get iodine poisoning
4. you find yourself singing to apple sauce:
"hey apple sauce is your daddy home/did he go away and leave you all alone/I got a bad desire/oohhh ohhh ohhh I'm gonna eat you"
5. you watch half of "Dead Ringers" in the hopes of having a nightmare about Jeremy Irons
6. you have a nightmare about Criss Angel
kat, your blogs make my life. they are great. :]
Posted by: Caroline | July 26, 2009 at 09:51 PM
Actually, I think a lot of people have nightmares about Criss Angel. Just saying.
Posted by: Betsy | July 26, 2009 at 09:51 PM
Hahaha I love you.
Posted by: Em | July 26, 2009 at 09:51 PM
I can't qualify for number 4... I've never had applesauce. Horrible person, I am.
Posted by: Justin Taylor | July 26, 2009 at 09:52 PM
after readin this, i am sure i am not kat dennings...beccause i dislike seaweed...wait, what??
Posted by: hect | July 26, 2009 at 09:54 PM
oh Kat you are one in a million girl
Posted by: tinaearls87 | July 26, 2009 at 09:56 PM
The only one I relate to is the last one, about Criss Angel.
Posted by: katie | July 26, 2009 at 09:57 PM
I love it haha
Posted by: Jamal Miller | July 26, 2009 at 09:58 PM
I remember having a shaker of dried seaweed on the table to put on my food. It disappeared, I wonder what happened to it.
Posted by: Brendan | July 26, 2009 at 09:58 PM
Hahah in so manys ways there just one you haha and they are all funny kudos .....now where are those novelty cups haha
Posted by: preston b | July 26, 2009 at 09:58 PM
Dead Ringers is a total iiiicccck-factor-10 movie. Psychotic identical twin gynecologists. Yeah. It's not that it's a bad movie, it's just so...ick. *Shudder* Don't get me wrong, Jeremy Irons is the bomb (Kafka, Waterland, and Reversal Of Forture are my faves), but I sort of wish Dead Ringers didn't exist, simply because that would be the only way I could un-see it.
PS - Hi miss Kat!
Posted by: JonYo | July 26, 2009 at 10:02 PM
i'm not kat dennings. but i would sure love to go out with her
Posted by: willworkforfood | July 26, 2009 at 10:02 PM
You know this whole seafood I want to be skinnier crap is really starting to piss me off. Fishing for compliments? You get enough from all of us, so that's lame. Joking? Not funny, also lame. Serious? Please G-d not another normal person turned Hollywood weirdo/over focused on your stupid body that will wither and get old just like everyone else.
Lighten up on the body image Kat.
Hi all!
Posted by: Chaim | July 26, 2009 at 10:03 PM
This is quite possibly one of the greatest blogs I've ever read. I love it. Especially number 4. I'm completely amused you serenade apple sauce to the tune of I'm on Fire. Funny. Brilliant? Yes.
Posted by: Tiff | July 26, 2009 at 10:04 PM
I can't figure out a nigthmare with criss angel and jeremy irons, It'll be scary, very scary, now I imagine this and Know that I won't sleep good toonight ahhahahhaa, soo scary.
I only sing this to my ham.
"only you" is great, I cry always, but it's a secret. ahhahahha
Posted by: Account Deleted | July 26, 2009 at 10:11 PM
that's funny, i sing to my food too... sometimes...
Posted by: Dj | July 26, 2009 at 10:13 PM
There's a two out of six chance that I'm Kat Dennings as well! I guess I'll never know.
Posted by: Alec | July 26, 2009 at 10:15 PM
poor apple sauce
Posted by: Dili | දිලින | July 26, 2009 at 10:21 PM
A nightmare about Jeremy Irons? You mean, one where you couldnt jump his bones? :D
Posted by: Serena | July 26, 2009 at 10:37 PM
you are so right this blog made my night you might know me on twitter as BlueBain86 anyway love ya
Posted by: Dakota Hallman | July 26, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Tell me now apple sauce is he good to,
Can he nom on you the way I do,
I can bake you in a pie arr*)
ohh OHHH ohhhh I'mana eat choo.
*the boss was totally a pirate.
Posted by: Francis | July 26, 2009 at 11:06 PM
I too have many novelty cups. :)And I may not sing to my apple sauce, but I do have a little tune I sing about apple juice...
Posted by: Kellie | July 26, 2009 at 11:09 PM
It looks like I'm not Kat Dennings then!
Posted by: Jujujulieta | July 27, 2009 at 12:18 AM
You do realize that you are a beautiful young lady who sets a great example of girls everywhere - you don't have to be a mindless waif to be beautiful!!!! Please don't change. You're funny, smart and gorgeous! From one old fart to a young whipper snapper.
Posted by: Lynne | July 27, 2009 at 12:23 AM
Lol, awww. Those facts are all i need to know about you
Posted by: Manny | July 27, 2009 at 01:58 AM